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87%
| Content quality | 27/30 |
| Content amount | 13/15 |
| Updates | 12/15 |
| Entertainment | 14/15 |
| Exclusivity | 5/5 |
| Navigation | 8/10 |
| Design | 4/5 |
| Download | 4/5 |
Action
| Machines | 90% |
| Talking | 10% |
Nudity
| Nude | 90% |
| Dressed | 10% |
Personnel
| Single female | 90% |
| Multiple females | 10% |
Location
| Indoor private | 100% |
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| Fucking Machines |
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| Categories: Machines, BDSM | ||
| Review last updated: 21 January 2009 | ||
| Trial: | - | |
| Month: | $29.95 | visit site |
| Longer: | $99.95 (6 months) | |
| PICTURES | VIDEOS | |
| 474+ galleries (avg 200 pics) | AMOUNT | 474+ (56 HD) (avg 40 mins) |
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1200 pixels 800 pixels pixels |
QUALITY |
1280x720 MP4, 3000k 960x540 WMV, 800k 640x360 MP4, 700k |
| 1 gallery per week | UPDATE | 1 video per week |
| ZIP files: Yes | DOWNLOAD | Downloadable videos: Yes DRM: No |
| Extras: Forum, store |
I always thought they
missed a trick in that film Short Circuit. Sure the freaky robot was
ever so endearing and all that, but what would really have set the story
off nicely was if they’d attached a big dildo to him and got him to
pleasure a girl with it for half an hour or so. No? Well the people
behind Fucking Machines probably agree with me. They’ve amassed a weird
and wonderful collection of orgasm-inducing contraptions and got some
pretty girls to try them out.
This is big-budget techno porn. The level of sophistication in the
machines is amazing and not a little amusing, so don’t worry if you find
the sybian horribly passé these days because you can watch ‘Fuckzilla’
(an actual robot based on Number 5 from the aforementioned movie) whirl
and throb without respite until the girl is screaming for mercy. Most of
the machines are designed for vaginal stimulation, though there is also
the ‘Tit Sucker’ and a few BDSM-related ones like the ‘Autozipper’ which
rips clothes pegs off a girl in the blink of an eye. The fetish element
is not surprising as this is a site produced by Kink, who are big
players in that field.
Most of the scenes feature just one girl, though occasionally they have
to draft a guy in to function the devices that are more like converted
power tools. There are also some special series featuring several
models, including a ‘booty camp’ with four girls set in the countryside
and some great clips shot in Tokyo of Japanese girls trying out the
machines. The orgasms are powerful, sustained and convincing - basically
if you were a guy and you pleased a woman this much you wouldn’t be
fetching your beers from the fridge yourself for a while. Lots of the
girls are interviewed after the filming to describe how they’re going to
buy one for their grandma and why there is no need for men in the world
anymore. Perhaps.
Thankfully, the technical specs live up to the quality of the
inventions. If your internet connection can stand it, the better of the
two high definition formats (MP4 rather than WMV) comes highly
recommended, showing the finer details of both the machines and the
girls’ lovely bodies in fantastic detail. I was also very impressed by
the standard of the photographs - the lighting in particular is about as
beautiful as you will see - but a tad dismayed to see the top resolution
is only 1200 pixels. Updates are weekly, and you’ll find plenty in the
archives as the content dates back to the turn of the century.
Put simply, Fucking Machines is, well, fucking brilliant, reaching a
level of sophistication and inventiveness other machines sites are
pretty much helpless to match. Once again Kink leave the field standing.
Pulsating stuff in every sense.
visit Fucking Machines