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75%
| Content quality | 26/30 |
| Content amount | 9/15 |
| Updates | 10/15 |
| Entertainment | 12/15 |
| Exclusivity | 3/5 |
| Navigation | 7/10 |
| Design | 4/5 |
| Download | 4/5 |
Action
| Machines | 100% |
Nudity
| Nude | 70% |
| Topless | 10% |
| Lingerie or bikini | 10% |
| Dressed | 10% |
Personnel
| Single female | 100% |
Location
| Indoor private | 100% |
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| Fucking Machine 1000 |
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| Categories: Machines | ||
| Review last updated: 5 October 2009 | ||
| Trial: | $1.00 (3 days) | |
| Month: | $24.95 | visit site |
| Longer: | $89.99 (year) | |
| PICTURES | VIDEOS | |
| No pictures | AMOUNT | 60+ (avg 25 mins) |
| QUALITY |
720x576 WMV, 2000k 640x512 MP4, 1000k 320x256 MP4, 300k |
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| UPDATE | 1 video per week | |
| DOWNLOAD | Downloadable videos: Yes DRM: No |
| Extras: 66 bonus sites, DVDs, bonus videos |
If you’re wondering
what the ‘1,000’ here means, that makes two of us. It would certainly be
a prodigious effort indeed to fuck a machine a thousand times, though
such is the automaton-style sex that passes for much of porno these days
you’d be hardly be surprised to learn your average adult star gets her
way through that many fake-grunt-loaded shoots in as little as a week.
Anyway, to the matter at hand or, in this case, robotic arm. The scenes
are shot in a small studio surrounded by a painted set that gives the
effect of a dismal disused factory. That and the leather gear many of
the models wear gives the action, in common with many machines sites
(including Kink’s incomparable Fucking Machines) a pseudo BDSM-style
atmosphere. The girls in question range from teens to sultrier ladies
that are more obviously porn stars.
There is reasonable variety to the technology, with properly
sophisticated sex machines used (not just sybians), albeit not as
elaborate as I’ve seen at other sites. Essentially they are variants on
the mechanical pulsating dildo, and whether the girls find this sort of
auto-stimulation particularly arousing I’m not sure, but they certainly
give the impression of enjoying themselves.
There are no pictures offered, so the site is entirely reliant on the
quality of the videos. The latter are pretty good quality, actually,
with a DVD-resolution format in addition to three other versions
including one that is suitable for iPods. Thanks to the lengthiness of
the clips (half an hour seems to me a tad long for solo clips), file
sizes can be a little on the large side, so make sure your connection
will cope. According to the dates provided, the site has been updating
on a weekly basis since September 2008, so there is a fair wodge of
clips to enjoy by now.
The website itself is the portal for all of the network sites, and it’s
certainly above average in terms of usability and presentation. The
design is efficient rather than spectacular, but at least the categories
are laid out obviously, the content is clear, there are no ads and the
streaming window is central and sizeable. Over 28,000 bonus videos are
apparently offered, though only one of the bonus sites (Fucking Robots,
a smaller site than this), also features machines content. Overall,
although the absence of pictures harms Fucking Machines 1000 a bit, as
does the slight amateurish feel, it’s not a bad effort in a niche hardly
overwhelmed with quality sites.
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